Well, now that we know who's looking for a good time...Sorry to disappoint your loins, but we don't ACTUALLY make denim thongs, you sick puppy. We're innovators, yes, but we can't take things that far...yet. On the bright side, we DO make insanely comfortable clothes. Have a looksie ;)
Performance stretch-fabrics infused with buttery softness & durability. Style is finally comfortable.